November 29, 2007, 11:06 AM
85 Human Warlock
So I heard a good one this morning......
****if your blonde and this offended you, I am truly sorry****
*subsitute blonde or for any non-offensive color
Two Blondes* are sitting on a park bench enjoying the evening breeze when the first blonde* asks the second blonde* which is further, The Moon or Miami?
The second blonde* looks at the first blonde* and says, You can't see Miami from here!
A lawyer and a blonde* woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde* is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks.
The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun. "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5. You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500."
This catches the blonde's* attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde* doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer.
Now, it's the blonde's* turn. She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?" The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references. He uses the Airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress. He sends e-mail's to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the blonde* and hands her $500. The blonde* takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes her up And asks, Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?"
The blonde* reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep.
When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail!