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Posted July 25, 2008 at 06:35 AM by Rokzilla
Updated July 25, 2008 at 08:21 AM by Rokzilla

[I]It's Friday morning, 1 AM, on Kil'jaeden US Realm, Rokzilla has decided to change World of Warcraft forever. A new character is made, a female Undead Warlock named Nudeproject. She will become the first recorded Warlock to level from One to Seventy completely nude. No gear at all! But why would anyone do this? Probably, Rokzilla's just reeaally bored![/I][SIZE=4][I][B]

I wake up in a dusty tomb.[/B][/I][/SIZE][I] Cob webs and spiders coat the walls in every direction I look. Behind me is the only warm and comforting thing I can see, a torch, burning the stench around it. The smell is terrible, like rotting maggot infested flesh, just oozing with disgust. Directly in front of me is a winding staircase and I crawl towards it. I follow the filthy stone steps upward. And then, my eyes, they burn with searing pain as the full moon pierces me. It's like I've been asleep forever... I've got no clothes on and I know I should feel cold, I should feel the icy pain on my skin, yet I don't. Outside, their are rats skittering across the dead grass. The moon reflects faintly off of their white fur. I look down at my hands in horror! My hands are so pale and dirty, with stains of blood on them. The bones inside my fingers are sticking out of the flesh at my fingertips and my nails are so long it looks like their claws! I don't know what's happened to me... I don't even want to know...[/I][FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]

[/FONT]Alright, enough of the RP! So, my journey begins here in Deathknell, I've sold all the gear I've obtained so far and I've decided a few keybinds I'll be using so far. X is Life Tap which is Stealth on my Rogue, F is Fear which is Blind on my Rogue, and E is Will of the Forsaken which is same on my Rogue. After a few quests in Deathknell, I finished up my Imp Quest, and his named turned out to be Targup. What the hell is that?

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Also, have you seen what an Undead Female's Unarmed attack looks like? It's surprising and very comical! The character leans over like an Offensive lineman in football and lunges at the enemy and claws them.

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I left my shoes on, [URL="http://www.wowhead.com/?item=59"]Acolyte's Shoes[/URL], and since they have 0 stats, I'm keeping them on since I don't want to scratch and bruise my feet up while I'm on my journey! After I completed everything in Deathknell, which wasn't hard at all, which was also what I predicted would be the easiest, I moved onto Brill. Once there I picked up Tailoring and also chose Enchanting. I think Enchanting will be very lucrative for me since every piece of gear I receive I won't wear and I can just Disenchant it.

I've done everything in Brill and moved to Undercity to turn in a few quests and do my Level 10 Voidwalker quest. His name turned out to be Phanzazt, which is equally terrible as my Imp's name, Targup. I am now on my way to The Sepulcher and I've got a decent sequence of moves that I'm using. Open with sending in Voidwalker to use Torment, I then cast Corruption, Curse of Agony, then Immolate. I've spent my very first Talent point in Improved Corruption. I'll be spending my points like this as I level to 19.

10-14: 5 Improved Corruption (5/5)
15-16: 2 Improved Life Tap (2/2)
17-18: 2 Soul Siphon (2/2)
19: 1 Improved Drain Soul (1/2)
~Level 19: [URL="http://www.wowhead.com/?talent=IVzr"]10 / 00 / 00[/URL]

I'll take a break from leveling at 19 and do some Warsong Gulch and work on making a video for Naked PvP, which I know is possible, even though it will be very difficult.

Here are the goals I am setting for myself. Hopefully I can get something out of this!
[LIST][*]Level to 70 within 14 days /played.[*]Never put on gear that gives me any beneficial stats like armor, stamina, intellect, etc.[*]Achieve the title Conquerer while playing completely naked in PvP.[*]Upon completing all of this, I want to know the Warlock class in it's entirety before Wrath of the Lich King. And if this journey was good enough for me personally, I'll continue it in the next expansion...[/LIST]Well, I'll be at Silverpine Forest for the next couple days working my way to 19. I'll keep you updated with everything along the way! Hope you enjoyed it so far!!! Here are a few pictures I've taken...[FONT=Franklin Gothic Medium]

[/FONT][URL="http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5660/impoh6.jpg"]My Imp, Targup[/URL]
[URL="http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/9536/vwwq0.jpg"]My Voidwalker, Phanzazt[/URL]
[URL="http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/8565/wowscrnshot072508012029ke9.jpg"]Working on Voidwalker Quest Chain[/URL]
[URL="http://img293.imageshack.us/img293/2414/wowscrnshot072508011509ng5.jpg"]In Undercity[/URL]
[URL="http://img511.imageshack.us/img511/5552/wowscrnshot072508011049br9.jpg"]Reading Voidwalker quest in Brill[/URL]
[URL="http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/6369/wowscrnshot072408230433kd4.jpg"]In Deathknell[/URL]
[URL="http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/4632/wowscrnshot072408230324cb5.jpg"]Hello World![/URL]

- Rokzilla "The Naked Warlock"

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  1. Old Comment
    Awesome! Excellent read! It's going to be very interesting to follow this journey, especially any parts you might get stuck at due to to no armor. Of course, that's if my eyes manage to last that long - naked undead. Ew!

    Now if it was a Blood Elf - we could have cornered the 'young men' group as well haha.
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    Posted July 25, 2008 at 09:58 PM by Akasha Akasha is offline
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    Teehee :D

    Oh yeah, I've already ran into a very frustrating quest already... I'll give you a hint... He's very pale. And Wolfy.

    Ok, I'll just tell ya! :P

    Also, I did consider making a Blood Elf since I don't have one yet, but Cannibalize is so amazing I just couldn't pass it up for leveling!
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    Posted July 26, 2008 at 12:25 AM by Rokzilla Rokzilla is offline
    Updated July 26, 2008 at 12:31 AM by Rokzilla
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    True, it's probably the one trait I miss the most on my BE Warlock... well actually, on my BE Hunter too, but that's just because I love eating corpses. O.o
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    Posted July 26, 2008 at 06:11 AM by Akasha Akasha is offline
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    I wish you luck on your naked journey! This will be fun to spectate.
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    Posted July 26, 2008 at 01:12 PM by BigBaddaBoom BigBaddaBoom is offline
  5. Old Comment
    Thanks for the inspiration mate :-)

    Have been levelling a naked lock (human of course) and is actually fun. Have no wish to record my ineptitude, so thumbs up to you for your bravery.

    P.S. OK - I admit it - I kept the acolyte robe for the sake of modesty (although it is normally broken so I dont even get the +3 armour!).

    What I wuldn't give though for just a wand occasionally :-)

    Aldnek - level 22 - Rokzila inspired Naked Warlock
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    Posted August 02, 2008 at 02:53 PM by Aldgit Aldgit is offline
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    Ha, thanks for the post Aldgit.

    To be honest, you might beat me to 70. I've had so much going on at the moment I couldn't spend enough time on this baby.

    From getting 2050 on my main, to leveling FOUR other characters! :O!

    I promise though, after this short break I'll devote everything to this blog and my toon. Sorry for everyone who has to wait!

    edit- I also need more RAM so that I can get more fps while I fraps to make the video look nice. So, yeah hopefully sometime soon I can get that going. Also, level 19 PvP is so lame naked. Against a twink, I have to use everything including sacing VW for bubble and I don't think anyone wants to see that x 50 in a video. So, I think i might skip the 1-19 video PvP.
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    Posted August 09, 2008 at 06:39 PM by Rokzilla Rokzilla is offline
    Updated August 09, 2008 at 07:08 PM by Rokzilla
 
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