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I've been having one of those days which makes me despair of humankind. It's only fair that you should despair as well. Feast your eyes upon the following screenshots.

Not sure this counts, because it's from the Blizzard forums and it didn't happen to me, but it rings of truth:



And people wonder why I dread pugging.

Bruckner is not alone; here's a supporting anecdote from...

So we've come to the time of the year when Alliance warlocks are reduced to molesting gnomes for achievement points! No one posts about what Horde warlocks do; it's just too gruesome.

Believe it or not, some of us, even me, did get involved in this event before there were achievements. It has less to offer the practical player than many of the other holiday events: no rep, no experience, no gold, no raid-quality...

So there we are at the guild party, and Sabetha declares that there will be contests. One of these is the n00best-moment-since-becoming-an-experienced-raider contest. We begin with the usual stories: soulstoning the wrong target, falling off elevators, blinking into a raid boss and wiping the raid... so on and so forth. However, there were a few clear winners:

How Priestn00b Became Ambassador to the Horde

We finally defeated that bum Anetheron (second boss of Mount Hyjal)...

There are a lot of very funny WoW sites out there, and some of them have been so widely read that you see references to them all over Azeroth and Outland and in any discussion of WoW. For example, woe betide the warlock who wanders into the Blizzard Warlock Forums or the Warlock's Den who doesn't know who Richard is (-50 DKP!). Many of these links are not safe for work, small children, or elderly persons!


Alamo teechs u 2 play DURID!...

I was going through my screenshots from the past year, and noticed that I'd immortalized a couple of memorable conversations:



Many of you have had similar and sillier conversations, especially if you are PuG frequently or stay in trade/general chat. For many more examples of this kind of dazzling wit, check out some "Best of" threads from Blizzard's warlock forums and Warlock's Den:
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