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Does Your Toon Have a Soul?

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Posted October 06, 2008 at 06:11 PM by Warpy
Updated November 16, 2008 at 02:30 PM by Warpy

Even if you’re not a role-player, you may have noticed your toons having their own personalities and preferences. My dwarf hunter, for example, is one of those typical crazy engineers, won’t learn bow skill, and abandons pets that don’t match his armor. But, he has a cool roflcopter!

Other players have much more difficult toons than I do. N00benpriest demanded one day, “What do you think your toon does when you log off?” N00benpriest has become concerned about reports of his toon hanging around in Lower City, smoking felweed and getting into trouble. He’s started gathering gold on an alt to bail her out when she runs afoul of the Shattrath Peacekeepers.

Warpy, my warlock main, would be tough to deal with on a role-playing server, because his personality is pretty understated. But he can be trouble too. He hated most of the human-male haircuts available at the PTR barbershop (to be fair, so do I). I went through the lot, and the one he wanted was the one he started with. Forget that! He’d been copied over to the PTR to try new stuff. He was all in favor of trying short hair. I found one that looked like a blood-elf hairdo, but he would have nothing to do with it: “Please delete me instead!” So we settled on a ponytail that neither of us likes.

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    Heh, my toons talk smack to me all the time. Grahame is a horrible smartass. I guess that came through in his story, too. Cali is a real sweetheart, would even stoop to healing an orc if they helped her out--and Rhodaris, my spriest, can be a real b****. All those deep sighs. I wish I could make her into a Nelf now. hehehehe.
    Posted October 07, 2008 at 09:04 AM by Grahame Grahame is offline
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    Challenging Blood Elf

    My Blood Elf warlock always demands that I keep the camera rotated to show his "good side". If I don't then he pretends to lag while I'm playing. Honestly, it is rather difficult to play when you can't see where you're going because you have to have the camera rotated to face your toon's left side.
    Posted October 07, 2008 at 09:43 AM by Pernicious Pernicious is offline
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    No Anij has no soul to speak of....she ate your's for breakfast.

    On the other hand I'm always having to run down to the local strip house in SW to drag my Nelf hunter out of there
    Posted October 07, 2008 at 09:55 AM by Anij Anij is offline
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    Too funny! I copied Burryn over to the PTR and also tried the pony tail 'do. But it bobs all over the place when he runs, which I find terribly distracting. So he went back and got his original haircut.
    Posted October 07, 2008 at 01:30 PM by Burryn Burryn is offline
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    As to the question regarding "what does your toon do," I imagine that Burryn runs around DoT'ing the random forest critters that inhabit Azeroth/Outlands and summoning noobs off of cliffs and underwater. He's my "bad boy" toon that generally sows chaos and discord whenever he can. In D&D terms, he'd probably be "Lawful Evil" alignment. Which, of course, is a complete contrast to Jorey, my paladin, who'd be "Lawful Good" and follow around behind Burryn and resurrect everything he kills, heal them up, and hit them with Kings. :-)
    Posted October 07, 2008 at 01:38 PM by Burryn Burryn is offline
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    Jivethelle spent a lot of time wiping tank slobber off of things when they all got too drooly and pulling things out of the feral's mouths because hey, you don't know where that's been young man!

    When I copied Jive to the PTR she demanded the new ponytai right away. When we got out of the barbershop she saw no less then four other spacegoat girls with the same style and demanded something else. Currently hiding in Scryer's Tier until she can get rid of the headband for real.

    My priest is the most difficult, throwing fits left and right because she has three sets of gear that are just O-K and not nearly as shiny as everyone elses, and god forbid I use her badges to buy someone else an epic gem. -.-
    Posted October 09, 2008 at 02:05 PM by Jive Jive is offline
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