Hi, this is Jubham! Warpy's on vacation, so I am taking charge of this blog! Since the guild killed Illidan, they went from obsessive raiding to lying around like lumps. Not that I'd know! I wasn't invited! The guild's most uber project ever, and Warpy brings that bimbo, Drusrah! You have got to be kidding me!!


Who helped them pwn Gruul and Hydross and VR? Who helped them clear KZ repeatedly without getting any gear themselves? ME!!! That's who!! It was pretty cozy gig,though. I got to stay all nice and phase-shifted and just hand out mana and stamina. Every so often, Warpy would get himself killed (Lrn2PhaseShift, n00b!), and it was back to the Twisting Nether for me , but never for very long! Ah, good times, good times!





But once those Hyjal and Black Temple attunements got lifted, it was all over. Warpy respecced, and I didn't even get to PvP! One-button spam is for mages! At least they can sheep! Assuming they don't die from lack of Blood Pact! And the healers are moaning and complaining because of all the Life Tapping! That doesn't sound like progress to me!!


While my faithless warlock and the guild were disporting themselves in their new raid instances killing all those bosses, I was not idle!! I have connections in low places, and I put them to work! I built a network of disgruntled demons, and we called in every hellish favor we were owed and cooked up every devilish deal we could think of! Certain of the developers at Blizzard are in our pockets already, and others are weak of will and susceptible to our dark influence! We made sure that this time THERE WILL BE PROGRESS!


The barbaric talent Demonic Sacrifice has been nerfed into the ground! We are working to eradicate it entirely, but there is some resistance on the part of our minions, along with in inexplicable fascination for boomkins. Improved Shadow Bolt needed to go too, so we could persuade Blizzard to BUFF DEMONS! All warlock talent builds will depend on pets, especially imps! And all demons get Avoidance, since we imps may actually have to put ourselves at risk! We will even let you warlocks do proper damage with that most infernal element: FIRE! If you cooperate with our new regime, we'll continue to work with Blizzard, and some day you may even receive GREEN FIRE! Muahahaha!





The work of the Impish Liberation Front is only beginning. Blizzard is not the only organization we are subverting. Next, we start on your guild! Even now, we have made certain deals with the exotic pets that Beastmaster hunters will be bringing in. Since we'll be doing at least as much work as our masters, we pets should be getting DKP! In fact, we are planning to add Pet Officers to each guild to make the leadership more representative!


Now some of you are probably scheming against us already, but it will do you no good. So take this opportunity to JOIN THE WINNING SIDE! Full Membership is reserved for demons (except felhunters) and exotic pets, but all hunter pets, elementals, and less drooly felhunters and ghouls are welcome to join as Associate Members! We have ranks of Sympathizer and Minion open to Warlocks, Shadow Priests, Beastmaster Hunters, Death Knights, and Blizzard developers depending on their contributions to the cause. In particular, we seek logo designers! RESISTANCE IS FUTILE!!!