Form #9327A, Complaints Lodged Against Warlocks

Amsiroth · July 30, 2007, 09:45 AM

If you haven't seen this yet, it may be one of the best things to come out of the official forums.

"Hi my name is ______, and I am a:
[ ] Whiney Carebear
[ ] 1200 Rating 2v2 Arena Team Member
[ ] Low-DPS Mage
[ ] Healer who doesn't enjoy Lifetap
[ ] AVer who gets owned by SoC
[ ] Other: ________________

Due to recent events, I would like to lodge a complaint against Warlocks. The most prominent of these being:
[ ] Dying to DoTs after flying past a Lock.
[ ] Saw some PvP video of an Affliction lock owning
[ ] DoTs aren't affected by Resilience
[ ] Getting Soulfired for 100k
[ ] Getting Feared for 5 minutes straight
[ ] Getting Deathcoiled... at all
[ ] My mom fell in love with a Warlock and left my dad.
[ ] Other: ________________

In order to appease my own sense of balance and save the World... of Warcraft, I propose that we:
[ ] Make dots crit
[ ] Allow fear to break on any damage whatsoever
[ ] Increase Deathcoil cooldown to 15 minutes
[ ] Delete the Warlock class
[ ] Form a mob, chasing all Warlocks into an abandoned Windmill, which will then be burnt down. Afterword, we will realize that we were actually the monsters.
[ ] Other: ________________

So, in conclusion, I would like to say:
[ ] Nerf Warlocks!
[ ] Delete Warlocks!
[ ] Why does my arena team suck so badly?
[ ] Discuss.
[ ] Easymode FTL.
[ ] Other: ________________"

July 30, 2007, 09:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
Amsiroth Member Character Info Amsiroth 70 Human Warlock Malfurion US PvE Guild: Anathema Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 41/0/20	Form #9327A, Complaints Lodged Against Warlocks If you haven't seen this yet, it may be one of the best things to come out of the official forums. "Hi my name is ______, and I am a: [ ] Whiney Carebear [ ] 1200 Rating 2v2 Arena Team Member [ ] Low-DPS Mage [ ] Healer who doesn't enjoy Lifetap [ ] AVer who gets owned by SoC [ ] Other: ________________ Due to recent events, I would like to lodge a complaint against Warlocks. The most prominent of these being: [ ] Dying to DoTs after flying past a Lock. [ ] Saw some PvP video of an Affliction lock owning [ ] DoTs aren't affected by Resilience [ ] Getting Soulfired for 100k [ ] Getting Feared for 5 minutes straight [ ] Getting Deathcoiled... at all [ ] My mom fell in love with a Warlock and left my dad. [ ] Other: ________________ In order to appease my own sense of balance and save the World... of Warcraft, I propose that we: [ ] Make dots crit [ ] Allow fear to break on any damage whatsoever [ ] Increase Deathcoil cooldown to 15 minutes [ ] Delete the Warlock class [ ] Form a mob, chasing all Warlocks into an abandoned Windmill, which will then be burnt down. Afterword, we will realize that we were actually the monsters. [ ] Other: ________________ So, in conclusion, I would like to say: [ ] Nerf Warlocks! [ ] Delete Warlocks! [ ] Why does my arena team suck so badly? [ ] Discuss. [ ] Easymode FTL. [ ] Other: ________________"