The answers within

Purson · March 09, 2008, 04:17 PM

Zomg, my thread got locked … again. Why? Because it’s already on this forum a dozen times and on the internet 200 times. Please search these forums, they are excellent and the best class forums you’ll find on the internet. A lot of hard work goes into keeping this all organized.

Keep in mind, generic questions get generic answers. Don’t get me wrong, I love to help as most of us here do, but too many repetitive posts make the forums a mess and daunting to our new locks that want to utilize this great resource.

For the stubborn or those that want enjoy some sarcasm, keep reading.

What’s the best talent tree for me?

How should we know? They all are good for raiding and pvp if you learn to play them. It’s up to your playstyle. No, you’re not allowed to live through 5 pvper’s pwning you and get 8000 damage on them. Stop looking, it doesn’t exist. Keywords: destro, afflic, demo

What’s the best for PVP (PVE)?

Didn’t I just answer this?

Where do I put my talent points?

See above. Spend some time to research our talents instead of being asked to be spoon-fed. Keyword: “Insert talent / spell name here”

What gear should I be looking for next?

If you don’t know who CanadianPimp is yet, please stop wasting our time and read the forums more. Keywords: gearing your warlock

I’m xx/xx/xx and my dps sux. What am I doing wrong?

No crap, I’ve seen this post. Clear as mud. My guess is you either bought the character or had it leveled for you. Keyword: Spell rotation

I saw someone with xx/xx/xx how good is it?

Ask them. If you get childish gibberish back, you’ve got your answer. If you ask them “How good is that spec?” expect /ignore to follow shortly. See the first sentence of the second paragraph of this post.

Which is better xx/xx/xx or xx/xx/xx?

Seriously? Are you trying to start a forum war? We won’t fall for it. Keyword: global warming

I think I've found my new home in the tavern.

cmenelaou · March 09, 2008, 05:33 PM

This is a fantastic post! Nicely written,good sense of humor,would like to see more of those,dead on...
/bow

*Akasha* · March 09, 2008, 05:42 PM

LOL, I read the first line and was ready to link the post explaining. Thankfully I read further heh.

Theleb · March 09, 2008, 07:19 PM

Any thread that encourages active use of grey matter for something other than insulation gets my vote

Pervlock · March 10, 2008, 03:50 AM

Nice one

Marsyx · March 10, 2008, 09:26 AM

LOL Fantastic! You have made my morning!

Purson · March 10, 2008, 02:49 PM

Argh, I can't edit the original post? I see a question slipped by me and needed a change, lol.

Where do I put my talent points? AKA Is <talent> any good?

Evilums · March 10, 2008, 03:15 PM

This has been done a million times. Search the forums. LOL

Sorry just couldn't help myself

March 09, 2008, 04:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Purson DoT hugger Character Info Purson 70 Human Warlock Runetotem US PvE Guild: The Defias Brotherhood Talent Spec: 0/21/40	The answers within Zomg, my thread got locked … again. Why? Because it’s already on this forum a dozen times and on the internet 200 times. Please search these forums, they are excellent and the best class forums you’ll find on the internet. A lot of hard work goes into keeping this all organized. Keep in mind, generic questions get generic answers. Don’t get me wrong, I love to help as most of us here do, but too many repetitive posts make the forums a mess and daunting to our new locks that want to utilize this great resource. For the stubborn or those that want enjoy some sarcasm, keep reading. What’s the best talent tree for me? How should we know? They all are good for raiding and pvp if you learn to play them. It’s up to your playstyle. No, you’re not allowed to live through 5 pvper’s pwning you and get 8000 damage on them. Stop looking, it doesn’t exist. Keywords: destro, afflic, demo What’s the best for PVP (PVE)? Didn’t I just answer this? Where do I put my talent points? See above. Spend some time to research our talents instead of being asked to be spoon-fed. Keyword: “Insert talent / spell name here” What gear should I be looking for next? If you don’t know who CanadianPimp is yet, please stop wasting our time and read the forums more. Keywords: gearing your warlock I’m xx/xx/xx and my dps sux. What am I doing wrong? No crap, I’ve seen this post. Clear as mud. My guess is you either bought the character or had it leveled for you. Keyword: Spell rotation I saw someone with xx/xx/xx how good is it? Ask them. If you get childish gibberish back, you’ve got your answer. If you ask them “How good is that spec?” expect /ignore to follow shortly. See the first sentence of the second paragraph of this post. Which is better xx/xx/xx or xx/xx/xx? Seriously? Are you trying to start a forum war? We won’t fall for it. Keyword: global warming I think I've found my new home in the tavern.

March 09, 2008, 05:33 PM	#2 (permalink)
cmenelaou Member Character Info Xristarassan 70 Orc Warlock Lightning's Blade Euro PvP Guild: DPS for Hire Profile: Blizzard Armory	Re: The answers within This is a fantastic post! Nicely written,good sense of humor,would like to see more of those,dead on... /bow

March 09, 2008, 07:19 PM	#4 (permalink)
Theleb Moderator Character Info Theleb 70 Human Warlock Shadowsong Euro PvE Guild: Original Talent Spec: 0/46/15	Re: The answers within Any thread that encourages active use of grey matter for something other than insulation gets my vote

March 10, 2008, 03:50 AM	#5 (permalink)
Pervlock Member Character Info Pervlock 70 Human Warlock Nagrand Euro PvE Guild: Dark-flame Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 14/43/0	Re: The answers within Nice one

March 10, 2008, 09:26 AM	#6 (permalink)
Marsyx Member Character Info Marsyx 70 Human Warlock Dragonblight US PvE Guild: TRC Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 0/21/40	Re: The answers within LOL Fantastic! You have made my morning!

March 09, 2008, 05:42 PM	#3 (permalink)
Akasha	Re: The answers within LOL, I read the first line and was ready to link the post explaining. Thankfully I read further heh.

March 10, 2008, 02:49 PM	#7 (permalink)
Purson DoT hugger Character Info Purson 70 Human Warlock Runetotem US PvE Guild: The Defias Brotherhood Talent Spec: 0/21/40	Re: The answers within Argh, I can't edit the original post? I see a question slipped by me and needed a change, lol. Where do I put my talent points? AKA Is <talent> any good?

March 10, 2008, 03:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
Evilums Member Character Info Evilums 70 Human Warlock Dragonblight US PvE Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 42/2/17	Re: The answers within This has been done a million times. Search the forums. LOL Sorry just couldn't help myself