Most epic felguard thread (ever)

Cynic · March 10, 2008, 04:10 PM

If you've ever wondered why felguard locks are looked down upon, this guy is one of those reasons. The post is called "Blizz should fiz Felguard".

(yes, fiz)

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Once, I went to solo Scarlet Monastery for some reason, and there i aggroed a bunch of mobs. So, with Felguard tanking like 2 or 3 mobs, I turn Cleave on, so he holds aggro better and inflicts more damage. And then...

Shaatom's Cleave hits Rat for ... damage.
Rat dies.

Why the heck does the cleave hit critters??? The Felguard has 3 enemies on him! Surely he doesn't think the most viable option is to direct the Cleave towards a bloody rat!
It would also be good if Cleave stopped hitting neutral mobs at all so they don't aggro when you cleave...
Fix this please, Blizzard!

The rest is here, have yourself a gander. It had me laughing my *** off for a minute straight.

Purson · March 10, 2008, 04:20 PM

I like my beer with fizz, just not the same otherwise.

I'm off to go iHoT some rats now...

snackereen · March 10, 2008, 04:21 PM

Yay, nerf rats. Made my day (night actually) ^^

i_am_hyleon35 · March 10, 2008, 04:46 PM

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Originally Posted by snackereen

Yay, nerf rats. Made my day (night actually) ^^

Being unaffected by hostile abilities unless directly targeted is a nerf??? lol

Absalom · March 10, 2008, 04:48 PM

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Yay, nerf rats.

I think I'm going to cry.

Carnos · March 11, 2008, 06:04 AM

Taste great! Less Filling!

Best line was "Great, now they are going to Nerf softdrinks"

Chism · March 11, 2008, 10:19 AM

i want it to keep target how many rats i kill like hks
we can call them rks

March 10, 2008, 04:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
Purson DoT hugger Character Info Purson 70 Human Warlock Runetotem US PvE Guild: The Defias Brotherhood Talent Spec: 0/21/40	Re: Most epic felguard thread (ever) I like my beer with fizz, just not the same otherwise. I'm off to go iHoT some rats now...

March 10, 2008, 04:21 PM	#3 (permalink)
snackereen pesky beast Character Info Snacker 70 Gnome Warlock Zirkel des Cenarius Euro RP Guild: Heavens Fall Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 27/34/0	Re: Most epic felguard thread (ever) Yay, nerf rats. Made my day (night actually) ^^

March 11, 2008, 06:04 AM	#6 (permalink)
Carnos Member Character Info Carnos 70 Undead Warlock Blackwater Raiders US RP Guild: Praetorians Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 22/39/0	Re: Most epic felguard thread (ever) Taste great! Less Filling! Best line was "Great, now they are going to Nerf softdrinks"

March 11, 2008, 10:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
Chism Lurker Character Info Chism 70 Human Warlock Azjol-Nerub US PvE Guild: Prototype Profile: Blizzard Armory	Re: Most epic felguard thread (ever) i want it to keep target how many rats i kill like hks we can call them rks