Rogue Poem

~~Warrenx~~ · May 12, 2008, 01:33 AM

NERF ROGUES INTO OBLIVION
by: Warren

Rogues, O how glad I am one
This way I can pwn with fun.
No, no one will touch me
O stunlocks are so pretty.

You will not move
No sirry
You will not move,
With a gouge-sucker punch flurry

Yes I bet you wish you had my class
So you wouldn’t be roughly treated.
Killing without being scratched
That’s the rogue way, we can’t be matched.

You are dead, my job is done
You’ve had your chance, I’ve had my fun.
Get used to it sport, that’s the way,
I am a rogue, and you are nay.

thef00l · May 12, 2008, 01:45 AM

Do i detect a... hatred of some sort, or is it my overactive imagination?

My advice, find a warrior friend, love him, and have him tear the little roach to pieces.

Theleb · May 12, 2008, 03:55 AM

The forum rules ask that no unnecessary profanity be used, and also states that purposely avoiding the language filter with asterisks and similar is a violation of the rules.

So, while it may offend your sensibilities or creative muse, I've edited your little ode.

Maltyrius · May 13, 2008, 09:42 AM

Seemed more fitting for the tavern, hence the move.

sartech2 · May 13, 2008, 09:44 AM

I can't tell you how many rogues i've killed in BG's but it's a lot. If you can be feared and you dont' have any buddies to help you your dead. I love to chain fear rogues. I can just see them in their house cussin at the screen, screaming no no no and banging on their keyboard as their little toon runs around scared and just watching the life trickle away.

hmmmmm

Theleb · May 13, 2008, 10:31 AM

Its an entirely different proposition at 70.

May 12, 2008, 01:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
~~Warrenx~~ Banned Character Info Ultimáte 70 Undead Warlock Daggorspine US PvP Talent Spec: 43/7/11	Rogue Poem NERF ROGUES INTO OBLIVION by: Warren Rogues, O how glad I am one This way I can pwn with fun. No, no one will touch me O stunlocks are so pretty. You will not move No sirry You will not move, With a gouge-sucker punch flurry Yes I bet you wish you had my class So you wouldn’t be roughly treated. Killing without being scratched That’s the rogue way, we can’t be matched. You are dead, my job is done You’ve had your chance, I’ve had my fun. Get used to it sport, that’s the way, I am a rogue, and you are nay. Last edited by Theleb; May 12, 2008 at 03:54 AM.

May 12, 2008, 01:45 AM	#2 (permalink)
thef00l Member Character Info Alhazred 70 Undead Warlock The Venture Co Euro RP PvP Guild: Ordo Templi Orientis Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 5/45/11	Re: Rogue Poem Do i detect a... hatred of some sort, or is it my overactive imagination? My advice, find a warrior friend, love him, and have him tear the little roach to pieces.

May 12, 2008, 03:55 AM	#3 (permalink)
Theleb Moderator Character Info Theleb 70 Human Warlock Shadowsong Euro PvE Guild: Original Talent Spec: 0/46/15	Re: Rogue Poem The forum rules ask that no unnecessary profanity be used, and also states that purposely avoiding the language filter with asterisks and similar is a violation of the rules. So, while it may offend your sensibilities or creative muse, I've edited your little ode.

May 13, 2008, 09:42 AM	#4 (permalink)
Maltyrius Moderator Character Info Lôkhan 80 Blood Elf Hunter Kilrogg US PvE Guild: Apotheosis Talent Spec: 5/20/46	Re: Rogue Poem Seemed more fitting for the tavern, hence the move.

May 13, 2008, 09:44 AM	#5 (permalink)
sartech2 Registered Character Info Thadrixorf 30 Human Warlock Cenarius US PvE Talent Spec: 5/16/0	Re: Rogue Poem I can't tell you how many rogues i've killed in BG's but it's a lot. If you can be feared and you dont' have any buddies to help you your dead. I love to chain fear rogues. I can just see them in their house cussin at the screen, screaming no no no and banging on their keyboard as their little toon runs around scared and just watching the life trickle away. hmmmmm

May 13, 2008, 10:31 AM	#6 (permalink)
Theleb Moderator Character Info Theleb 70 Human Warlock Shadowsong Euro PvE Guild: Original Talent Spec: 0/46/15	Re: Rogue Poem Its an entirely different proposition at 70.