this made me chuckle...

Alifeyl · July 16, 2008, 03:12 PM

You have one wish ...

A man was riding his motorcycle along a California beach when suddenly
the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.'

The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.'

The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several nations' natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.'

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I
wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she
feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.'

The Lord replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'

tfoslund · July 16, 2008, 03:25 PM

I love it!

Theleb · July 16, 2008, 03:34 PM

rofl

Pernicious · July 16, 2008, 08:13 PM

this made me chuckle also.

skyepirate · July 16, 2008, 09:13 PM

theres a similar one :

there are three men in the desert whos plane had crashed and they were the only survivors, the three men are visited by god who is impressed that hey survived for so long so he says"i will grant you each a wish" the first man thinks very carfully and says"i wish to be the richest man in all the world." so POOF! he dissapears and is the richest man in the world. than second man says "i wish i was the happiest man in all the world.
and poof god makes him the happiest man i all the world. the third and final man says i wish to be the smartest person in the world. so god turns him into a woman and he easly finds his way out of the desret

July 16, 2008, 03:12 PM	#1 (permalink)
Alifeyl Naughty Dark Magic User Character Info Moriggin 71 Undead Warlock Stormscale US PvP Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 0/14/47	this made me chuckle... You have one wish ... A man was riding his motorcycle along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, 'Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish.' The biker pulled over and said, 'Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want.' The Lord said, 'Your request is materialistic. Think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several nations' natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.' The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, 'Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.' The Lord replied: 'You want two lanes or four on that bridge?'

July 16, 2008, 03:25 PM	#2 (permalink)
tfoslund Registered Character Info xavieria 70 Blood Elf Warlock uther US PvE Guild: LNG Talent Spec: 3/20/38	Re: this made me chuckle... I love it!

July 16, 2008, 03:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
Theleb Moderator Character Info Theleb 70 Human Warlock Shadowsong Euro PvE Guild: Original Talent Spec: 0/46/15	Re: this made me chuckle... rofl

July 16, 2008, 08:13 PM	#4 (permalink)
Pernicious <Demon Trainer> Character Info Pernicious 79 Blood Elf Warlock Dark Iron US PvP Guild: Dire Beef Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 0/52/9	Re: this made me chuckle... this made me chuckle also.

July 16, 2008, 09:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
skyepirate Registered Character Info Meldagny 52 Undead Warlock Burning Legion US PvP Guild: Bludgeoned to death Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 43/0/0	Re: this made me chuckle... theres a similar one : there are three men in the desert whos plane had crashed and they were the only survivors, the three men are visited by god who is impressed that hey survived for so long so he says"i will grant you each a wish" the first man thinks very carfully and says"i wish to be the richest man in all the world." so POOF! he dissapears and is the richest man in the world. than second man says "i wish i was the happiest man in all the world. and poof god makes him the happiest man i all the world. the third and final man says i wish to be the smartest person in the world. so god turns him into a woman and he easly finds his way out of the desret