Animal Thoughts

*Akasha* · May 22, 2004, 01:01 AM

Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl."

Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes over and over............... Oh boy! Fish flakes!"

Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!"

Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HELL NO!"

Cat: "Why are these people in my house?"

Dog: "I don't care if you take the jewelry or money, but don't mess with the fridge."

Dog: "The 'pretending to throw a stick' game is getting old, but I seem unable to stop myself from looking for it."

Cat: "Why did they put this service bell on my neck if they're not going to answer to it."

Dog: "Why is the baby eating my food..."

Hamster: "Kill me, this wheel is boring."

Iguana: "Oh great, another day of being in this small little cage with my food bowl, my water and these annoying wood chips.

Dog "Man, my dog food looks exactly like my poo! Well if I'm ever hungry I'll know there's plenty for me in the backyard..."

Dog "I bet if he could do that, he wouldn't be telling me to stop."

Cat "Oh no, he's picking me up to do another 'land on all fours off the balcony' test again."

Bunny "I wonder if she will notice I pooped in her pillow case?"

May 22, 2004, 01:01 AM	#1 (permalink)
Akasha	Animal Thoughts Dog: "They keep putting the lid down on the big water bowl." Goldfish: "Just because I have a three-second memory, they don't think I'll mind eating the same fish flakes over and over............... Oh boy! Fish flakes!" Dog: "Man, why do they keep rubbing my nose in it? I already KNOW whose it is!" Parrot: "Tease, tease, tease! But do those greedy clowns ever really give me a cracker? HELL NO!" Cat: "Why are these people in my house?" Dog: "I don't care if you take the jewelry or money, but don't mess with the fridge." Dog: "The 'pretending to throw a stick' game is getting old, but I seem unable to stop myself from looking for it." Cat: "Why did they put this service bell on my neck if they're not going to answer to it." Dog: "Why is the baby eating my food..." Hamster: "Kill me, this wheel is boring." Iguana: "Oh great, another day of being in this small little cage with my food bowl, my water and these annoying wood chips. Dog "Man, my dog food looks exactly like my poo! Well if I'm ever hungry I'll know there's plenty for me in the backyard..." Dog "I bet if he could do that, he wouldn't be telling me to stop." Cat "Oh no, he's picking me up to do another 'land on all fours off the balcony' test again." Bunny "I wonder if she will notice I pooped in her pillow case?"