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Old June 05, 2004, 10:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Top Ten Excuses For Blowing Up The Sheep!

Thought you might like number 10 Kalazor ;)

10) I was only trying to barbeque some gnomes ~ -Enlighter-

9) What else are you going to do with Sheep? ... Don't answer that! ~ Hawke_Darkblade

8) I got it that way from the shop, I swear. ~ VN_Broken

7) "Ahgh, I like blowin' things up!" /dwarven accent. ~ ringersol

6) To show the other sheep what happens when they don't pay up. ~ Tigres_Trist

5) The sheep were harboring terrorists and had weapons of mass destruction in their possesion! ~ GameCubeSSBMelee

4) Mass to explosion ratio: nothing in the animal kingdom has the destructive power of a sheep. ~ daHob

3) The idea was to posion the population, but it seems sheep have a "different" reaction to nitro-glicerine than we anticipated... ~ Mentar-the-gnome

2) Because it was a beta typo that was supposed to say, "Rescue the Ring from The Evil Shepard" only it read Rescue the Rectum from the Evil Sheep. Come to your own conclusions...just know it involves one of those full arm length latex gloves. ~ dexter1123


....and the number #1 sheepomasochist is:

1) I was just cleaning the sheep when they accidentally went off... ~ SameBito ;)

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