Important facts women need to know about men...

*Akasha* · February 08, 2004, 06:41 AM

1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.

2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.

3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle.

4. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important.

5. All men like to belch. Women are NOT suppose to do that. It's just a male thing.

6. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. (It's their clothes that are not clean.)

February 08, 2004, 06:41 AM	#1 (permalink)
Akasha	Important facts women need to know about men... 1. Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved. 2. Men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. 3. Marrying a divorced man is ecologically responsible. In a world where there are more women than men, it pays to recycle. 4. Men like phones with lots of buttons. It makes them feel important. 5. All men like to belch. Women are NOT suppose to do that. It's just a male thing. 6. A good place to meet a man is at the dry cleaner. These men usually have jobs and bathe. (It's their clothes that are not clean.)