Not all blondes are dumb.

*Akasha* · June 18, 2004, 08:47 AM

Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, " I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!"

Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb.

R2D2 · June 18, 2004, 04:20 PM

nice deflection :lol: :lol:

AUTOWIN :lol: :lol:

lollaz thats the best "anti" blonde joke I've heard :D

Kalazor · June 19, 2004, 02:43 AM

Haha, that's great =). I shall tell my sister that one...

Worlokk · June 28, 2004, 06:56 AM

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Originally Posted by R2D2

nice deflection :lol: :lol:

AUTOWIN :lol: :lol:

lollaz thats the best "anti" blonde joke I've heard :D

couldnt agree more... by the way kal, was

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Originally Posted by Kalazor

Haha, that's great =). I shall tell my sister that one...

meant to be funny (e.g a blonde sister)? Or were you just stating...?

June 18, 2004, 04:20 PM	#2 (permalink)
R2D2 Member	Not all blondes are dumb. nice deflection :lol: :lol: AUTOWIN :lol: :lol: lollaz thats the best "anti" blonde joke I've heard :D

June 19, 2004, 02:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
Kalazor Member	Not all blondes are dumb. Haha, that's great =). I shall tell my sister that one...

June 18, 2004, 08:47 AM	#1 (permalink)
Akasha	Not all blondes are dumb. Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive blonde lady arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, " I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm nude." With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Mama needs new clothes!" Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged each of the dealers. With that she picked up all the money and clothes and quickly departed. The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I thought YOU were watching!" Moral of the story: Not all blondes are dumb.