The Wisdom of Will Rogers

*Akasha* · February 18, 2004, 03:02 AM

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.

If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.

If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around.

And my personal favourite and in top contender for being my sig quote

After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him ... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.

February 18, 2004, 03:02 AM	#1 (permalink)
Akasha	The Wisdom of Will Rogers When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in. If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there. If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else's dog around. And my personal favourite and in top contender for being my sig quote After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him ... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.