Warlock Haiku

abar22 · February 08, 2008, 03:44 PM

I DoT up Allies
They slowly but surely die
I Cannibalize.

Next...

Purson · February 08, 2008, 03:48 PM

I certainly DoT
Watching them horde rot
I'm not soon forgot

Vmaster · February 08, 2008, 04:01 PM

Send in VW
Dot dot dot fear
collect the rewards

abar22 · February 08, 2008, 04:03 PM

The Raid gets to Boss
My Lock W-T-F Pew Pews
D-P-S charts rocked.

abar22 · February 08, 2008, 04:04 PM

It's a 5-7-5 syllable scheme guys now get to it!

Absalom · February 08, 2008, 04:23 PM

I am not a mage
I cannot port you to Org
I am a warlock

I am destruction
I melt face, shadow and flame
I am a warlock

Backlash and Ruin
I destroy with Fear and flame
I am a warlock

Safe in a soul stone
Kill me once, but not again
I am a warlock

Tzarina · February 08, 2008, 05:36 PM

Very nice one Absalom.

Wrok · February 08, 2008, 05:40 PM

Haiku's are good fun
But sometimes the don't make sense
Refrigerator

Wataru · February 08, 2008, 05:44 PM

Here's one my 9 year old WoW addict just came up with:

Warlocks can cast flames
While fearing rogues like crazy
Then do shadow bolt

Jhammerdin · February 08, 2008, 05:51 PM

repeatedly nerfed
we sit back and watch as
our toys are taken.

February 08, 2008, 03:44 PM	#1 (permalink)
abar22 Member Character Info Wichkingabar 70 Undead Warlock Anvilmar US PvE Guild: Ascended Ancients Talent Spec: 1/43/17	Warlock Haiku I DoT up Allies They slowly but surely die I Cannibalize. Next...

February 08, 2008, 03:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Purson DoT hugger Character Info Purson 70 Human Warlock Runetotem US PvE Guild: The Defias Brotherhood Talent Spec: 0/21/40	Re: Warlock Haiku I certainly DoT Watching them horde rot I'm not soon forgot

February 08, 2008, 04:01 PM	#3 (permalink)
Vmaster Necro Master Character Info Vmaster 70 Undead Warlock Dragonmaw US PvP Guild: X Rated Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 0/56/8	Re: Warlock Haiku Send in VW Dot dot dot fear collect the rewards

February 08, 2008, 04:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
abar22 Member Character Info Wichkingabar 70 Undead Warlock Anvilmar US PvE Guild: Ascended Ancients Talent Spec: 1/43/17	Re: Warlock Haiku The Raid gets to Boss My Lock W-T-F Pew Pews D-P-S charts rocked.

February 08, 2008, 04:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
abar22 Member Character Info Wichkingabar 70 Undead Warlock Anvilmar US PvE Guild: Ascended Ancients Talent Spec: 1/43/17	Re: Warlock Haiku It's a 5-7-5 syllable scheme guys now get to it!

February 08, 2008, 04:23 PM	#6 (permalink)
Absalom Destruction Warlock Character Info Lavath 70 Blood Elf Warlock Shadow Council US RP Guild: Syk Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 0/14/47	Warlock Haiku - I am a Warlock I am not a mage I cannot port you to Org I am a warlock I am destruction I melt face, shadow and flame I am a warlock Backlash and Ruin I destroy with Fear and flame I am a warlock Safe in a soul stone Kill me once, but not again I am a warlock

February 08, 2008, 05:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
Tzarina Member Character Info Tzarina 70 Human Warlock Argent Dawn Euro RP Guild: Blackrock Diving School Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 0/21/40	Re: Warlock Haiku Very nice one Absalom.

February 08, 2008, 05:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
Wrok Lurker Character Info Wrok 70 Orc Warlock Arub'arak US PvP Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 20-41-0	Re: Warlock Haiku Haiku's are good fun But sometimes the don't make sense Refrigerator

February 08, 2008, 05:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
Wataru Registered Character Info Wataru 70 Undead Warlock Ravencrest US PvE Guild: Veterans of the Horde	Re: Warlock Haiku Here's one my 9 year old WoW addict just came up with: Warlocks can cast flames While fearing rogues like crazy Then do shadow bolt

February 08, 2008, 05:51 PM	#10 (permalink)
Jhammerdin Member Character Info Jhammerdin 70 Human Warlock Firetree US PvP Guild: Defiance Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 24/37/0	Re: Warlock Haiku repeatedly nerfed we sit back and watch as our toys are taken.