How do I kill a <Forum>? (sense of humour required)

Vaell · March 11, 2008, 09:21 AM

How do I kill a <Forum>?

Just a bit of fun. Go easy on me

Ok, luckily The Den is OP and has some nice prot warlocks to soak up the same old questions and shadow specced thread healers in the raid but, what if a forum was a raid boss?

How to kill a forum:

Warriors assemble in front of the home page and see that the question they want answering isn't right there in front of them. They proceed to open with Sunder Section, an ability which fragments the section into tiny replicas of itself, thus rendering any chance to find the right info more difficult. A Moronic Shout reduces the Forum's ability to cast Reply.

Rogues sneak into the wrong section and Ambush, Slackstab and Dumblock with a well timed series of irrelevant questions. Works well with Sunder Section.

Warlocks spam Can't-be-arsed-to-Searchbolts. The utility lock will apply Curse of Exhausted-with-seeing-the-same-bloody-questions-all-the-time. Some spec 'Shut up and Flame'.

Mages will attempt 'Spelling Steal', taking well known simple words and warping them to the raid's perverse benefit.

Paladins will grant the raid with Blessing of I'm right and you're wrong, Greater Blessing of QQueens, and sometimes will Bubble and hearth out of the forum because they don't like the rules.

Priests will buff everyone with Power Word Search, but the raid complains that it lasts too long and is boring.

Druids will spam In-a-thread. It's a stacking ability which makes threads that shouldn't even be there last longer.

Shaman will specialize in Dual Post, since it improves his chance to hit the new post button.

Hunters will roll on everything.

Grandorf · March 11, 2008, 09:38 AM

You forgot Hunters Assinine Shot which sends a reply which has nothing to do with the current thread.

Vaell · March 11, 2008, 09:44 AM

Lovely. lol... this is what I want, more playing around with words to get some recent issues across playfully

Cynic · March 11, 2008, 12:02 PM

Hunters will argue about boar vs. raptor vs. scorpid until the sun extinguishes. It's a well known fact.

March 11, 2008, 09:21 AM	#1 (permalink)
Vaell Moderator Character Info Vaell 70 Blood Elf Warlock Scarshield Legion Euro RP PvP Guild: Void Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 00/14/47	How do I kill a <Forum>? (sense of humour required) How do I kill a <Forum>? Just a bit of fun. Go easy on me Ok, luckily The Den is OP and has some nice prot warlocks to soak up the same old questions and shadow specced thread healers in the raid but, what if a forum was a raid boss? How to kill a forum: Warriors assemble in front of the home page and see that the question they want answering isn't right there in front of them. They proceed to open with Sunder Section, an ability which fragments the section into tiny replicas of itself, thus rendering any chance to find the right info more difficult. A Moronic Shout reduces the Forum's ability to cast Reply. Rogues sneak into the wrong section and Ambush, Slackstab and Dumblock with a well timed series of irrelevant questions. Works well with Sunder Section. Warlocks spam Can't-be-arsed-to-Searchbolts. The utility lock will apply Curse of Exhausted-with-seeing-the-same-bloody-questions-all-the-time. Some spec 'Shut up and Flame'. Mages will attempt 'Spelling Steal', taking well known simple words and warping them to the raid's perverse benefit. Paladins will grant the raid with Blessing of I'm right and you're wrong, Greater Blessing of QQueens, and sometimes will Bubble and hearth out of the forum because they don't like the rules. Priests will buff everyone with Power Word Search, but the raid complains that it lasts too long and is boring. Druids will spam In-a-thread. It's a stacking ability which makes threads that shouldn't even be there last longer. Shaman will specialize in Dual Post, since it improves his chance to hit the new post button. Hunters will roll on everything. Last edited by Vaell; March 11, 2008 at 09:45 AM.

March 11, 2008, 09:38 AM	#2 (permalink)
Grandorf Member	Re: How do I kill a <Forum>? (sense of humour required) You forgot Hunters Assinine Shot which sends a reply which has nothing to do with the current thread.

March 11, 2008, 09:44 AM	#3 (permalink)
Vaell Moderator Character Info Vaell 70 Blood Elf Warlock Scarshield Legion Euro RP PvP Guild: Void Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 00/14/47	Re: How do I kill a <Forum>? (sense of humour required) Lovely. lol... this is what I want, more playing around with words to get some recent issues across playfully

March 11, 2008, 12:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
Cynic Member Character Info Cynicism 70 Blood Elf Warlock Kel'Thuzad US PvP Guild: Mooninites Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 27/34/0	Re: How do I kill a <Forum>? (sense of humour required) Hunters will argue about boar vs. raptor vs. scorpid until the sun extinguishes. It's a well known fact.