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Old October 26, 2004, 07:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Sex-starved hubby seeks help from the Chinese police!

A sex-starved husband in China dialled the emergency number 999 because his wife refused to have sex with him.

The man told an emergency operator that he needed help from police because his wife had not slept with him for 28 days.

According to the Dahe Daily newspaper in China's central Henan province, the police refused to listen to the frustrated man's pleas and did not persuade his wife to have sex with him. The hubby was in an erotic mood after drinking a bottle of wine, but had failed to lure his better half to the bed. (ANI)

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Old October 26, 2004, 07:59 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Sex-starved hubby seeks help from the Chinese police!

.... :scratch: .... :lol:

Crazy... just crazy. I would have loved to be the 999 operator for that phone call!
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Old October 26, 2004, 09:48 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Sex-starved hubby seeks help from the Chinese police!

I would never force a wife or girlfreind or anyone at all to have sex...

but I do know of females that will really lead a guy on, get him drunk and then find it very funny when at the end of the night they leave him there or make him sleep in the same be with them without anything happening

Now, I'll be the first one to admit that I have not been asked to highschool parties b/c of the 2 guys I kicked the crap out of for trying to rape a girl...

but at the same time, on a females part.... it's not a very polite thing to do to a guy

Realting it to this story... It sounds like the guy was on the brink of doing something really stupid (like hitting or her worse..) and was honestly trying to get some help, which I can understand and see where it might come off as funny... but I mean, how many guys here have had something like what I described happen to them in one form or another?....

Just somthing to think about...

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Old October 26, 2004, 09:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Sex-starved hubby seeks help from the Chinese police!

by the sound of this article i wouldn't be surprised if this guy was in tears when he was begging the police to convince his wife. :lol:
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Old October 26, 2004, 10:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Worse things to dial 999 over, I guess. I can't imagine what the guy expected the emergency officials to do about it.
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Old October 27, 2004, 03:06 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Sex-starved hubby seeks help from the Chinese police!

Maybe expected them to tell her that his balls will explode if she doesn't have sex with him.... I've heard that line before ;)
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Old October 27, 2004, 07:11 PM   #7 (permalink)
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it's true, your balls will explode
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Old November 01, 2004, 06:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Re: Sex-starved hubby seeks help from the Chinese police!

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A sex-starved husband in China dialled the emergency number 999 because his wife refused to have sex with him.

The man told an emergency operator that he needed help from police because his wife had not slept with him for 28 days.

According to the Dahe Daily newspaper in China's central Henan province, the police refused to listen to the frustrated man's pleas and did not persuade his wife to have sex with him. The hubby was in an erotic mood after drinking a bottle of wine, but had failed to lure his better half to the bed. (ANI)

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How reliable is that source? From what I remembered the 911 equivilent in China was 119 (no I am not making this up, it was when I went back to visit) But I guess things could have changed...

But at any rate pretty funny...
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