Taking the wife a 'golfing...

Jubal · November 03, 2004, 03:14 PM

Three men, an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman are about to go golfing. Their wives, for the tenth time, ask to be allowed to go along. This time, the husbands decide that for once, they will bring their wives along and let them play. They reach the course and go to the first tee.

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear to everyone gathered. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit."

:badgrin:

<---- first generation American. (Proud Scot)

*Akasha* · November 04, 2004, 04:41 AM

:lol: I liked that

Jubal · November 04, 2004, 06:42 AM

Hehe, I sent that to my father, and he about died. My mother didnt find it amusing though :badgrin:

boscolio · November 04, 2004, 03:14 PM

heh. nice. :D

Worlokk · November 04, 2004, 03:46 PM

Nice one :D

*One thing though, I know it makes no difference, but usually jokes here in Britain do the Irishman last, so, naturally, the laughs fall on him

... (We call it an Irish joke :roll

Jubal · November 05, 2004, 07:03 AM

In my experience, the Irish dont need any help having a joke made at their expense, heheee.

I think of myself as a Scot, and I dont take myself seriously...that is why they were last.

November 03, 2004, 03:14 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jubal Member	Taking the wife a 'golfing... Three men, an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman are about to go golfing. Their wives, for the tenth time, ask to be allowed to go along. This time, the husbands decide that for once, they will bring their wives along and let them play. They reach the course and go to the first tee. The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear to everyone gathered. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $50. Go and buy yourself some underwear." Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the sake of decency, here's $20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!" Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of Jesus, Aggie! Where the frig are yer drawers?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit." :badgrin: <---- first generation American. (Proud Scot)

November 04, 2004, 06:42 AM	#3 (permalink)
Jubal Member	Taking the wife a 'golfing... Hehe, I sent that to my father, and he about died. My mother didnt find it amusing though :badgrin:

November 04, 2004, 03:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
boscolio Member Character Info boscolio 60 Gnome Warlock Azgalor US PvP Guild: Dark Echo Talent Spec: 43/7/11	Taking the wife a 'golfing... heh. nice. :D

November 04, 2004, 03:46 PM	#5 (permalink)
Worlokk Member	Taking the wife a 'golfing... Nice one :D *One thing though, I know it makes no difference, but usually jokes here in Britain do the Irishman last, so, naturally, the laughs fall on him ... (We call it an Irish joke :roll

November 05, 2004, 07:03 AM	#6 (permalink)
Jubal Member	Taking the wife a 'golfing... In my experience, the Irish dont need any help having a joke made at their expense, heheee. I think of myself as a Scot, and I dont take myself seriously...that is why they were last.

November 04, 2004, 04:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Akasha	Taking the wife a 'golfing... :lol: I liked that