Priceless...

Jubal · November 03, 2004, 03:21 PM

Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table.

He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

Marty looks around the room and sees that it's in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there IS a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper.

His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?"

His son says, "Well Dad, you came home after 3 AM, drunk and delirious! broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door!"

Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, with breakfast on the table waiting for me?"

His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!"

A self-induced hangover - $100.00
Broken furniture - $200.00
Breakfast - $10.00
Saying the right thing - PRICELESS !

*Akasha* · November 04, 2004, 04:42 AM

rofl, now THAT one I liked! :lol:

Worlokk · November 04, 2004, 02:58 PM

Great :lol:!

Krizald · November 04, 2004, 08:43 PM

Who says heavy drinking doesn't help the relationship?

boscolio · November 04, 2004, 08:58 PM

:lol: this is the only occasion i've heard of a guy saying the right thing while drunk.

SeeEs · November 04, 2004, 09:29 PM

Haha
:wav:

Kalazor · November 05, 2004, 12:20 PM

Lol, pretty funny =).

boscolio · November 05, 2004, 03:13 PM

woah! Kalazor sighting! :D

Salalorn · November 05, 2004, 03:25 PM

Dude! where have you been?

good to have ya back if you are staying... and if not... stay darn it!

stay safe everyone,
-Sala

Kalazor · November 05, 2004, 03:27 PM

Took a break - the guild went badly in the end for me along with... other things.

I'm slowly getting back into WoW - all that remains is to play an Open Beta to try it out and make a final decision on purchasing it.

November 03, 2004, 03:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jubal Member	Priceless... Marty wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins and a glass of water on the side table. He sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Marty looks around the room and sees that it's in perfect order, spotless, clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins and notices a note on the table: "Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping Love You!" So he goes to the kitchen and sure enough, there IS a hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Marty asks, "Son, what happened last night?" His son says, "Well Dad, you came home after 3 AM, drunk and delirious! broke some furniture, puked in the hallway, and gave yourself a black eye when you stumbled into the door!" Confused, Marty asks, "So, why is everything in order and so clean, with breakfast on the table waiting for me?" His son replies, "Oh, that! Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you said, "Lady, leave me alone, I'm married!" A self-induced hangover - $100.00 Broken furniture - $200.00 Breakfast - $10.00 Saying the right thing - PRICELESS !

November 04, 2004, 02:58 PM	#3 (permalink)
Worlokk Member	Priceless... Great :lol:!

November 04, 2004, 08:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
Krizald Member	Priceless... Who says heavy drinking doesn't help the relationship?

November 04, 2004, 08:58 PM	#5 (permalink)
boscolio Member Character Info boscolio 60 Gnome Warlock Azgalor US PvP Guild: Dark Echo Talent Spec: 43/7/11	Priceless... :lol: this is the only occasion i've heard of a guy saying the right thing while drunk.

November 04, 2004, 09:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
SeeEs Member	Priceless... Haha :wav:

November 04, 2004, 04:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
Akasha	Priceless... rofl, now THAT one I liked! :lol:

November 05, 2004, 12:20 PM	#7 (permalink)
Kalazor Member	Priceless... Lol, pretty funny =).

November 05, 2004, 03:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
boscolio Member Character Info boscolio 60 Gnome Warlock Azgalor US PvP Guild: Dark Echo Talent Spec: 43/7/11	Priceless... woah! Kalazor sighting! :D

November 05, 2004, 03:25 PM	#9 (permalink)
Salalorn Member	Priceless... Dude! where have you been? good to have ya back if you are staying... and if not... stay darn it! stay safe everyone, -Sala

November 05, 2004, 03:27 PM	#10 (permalink)
Kalazor Member	Priceless... Took a break - the guild went badly in the end for me along with... other things. I'm slowly getting back into WoW - all that remains is to play an Open Beta to try it out and make a final decision on purchasing it.