Jokes for y'all

[boscolio]

okay, pardon the hick moment. :p but i must warn our loyal posters/readers...

*some of these jokes are raunchy. read at your own risk*

since that's out of the way, laugh it up!

*note* i don't get #5, but i think that's because it's a british thing. :dontknow:

[Worlokk]

:lol:

...English here, and, Im sorry to dissapoint you, but I didnt get number 5 either. Ill try going over it with a Yorkshire accent for you though ;)

[Silladar]

heh all funny, except for #5 which I didnt get either.....

oh well

[Werdna]

Reading the warrior/boyfriend joke on the other thread gave me a good chuckle

Here's a timeless classic:

So a warlock walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a glass of beer and starts relaxing, when all of a sudden, a paladin walks in and sits next to him. He turns to look at the warlock and says: 'Hey buddy, conjure me up something to drink,'

The warlock raises an eyebrow and looks to the paladin, clearly confused. He set his bottle down and spoke, slowly, and clearly, so as not to confuse the paladin.

'You want me to summon water? Buddy, you've got the wrong person...'

With that said, he returned to his drink. However, the paladin spoke up once again.

'Well if you can't conjure me up something to drink, can you at least conjure me up something to eat?'

The warlock sighed heavily and set his drink down, turning once again to face the paladin.

'If I can't conjure you something to drink, what makes you think I could conjure you something to eat? You clearly need a mage, now stop bothering me.'

The warlock returned to his drink, only to find the paladin nudging his shoulder.

'Oh I'm sorry,' the paladin said mockingly. 'I thought you had something to offer to someone other than yourself.'

The warlock smoothly rose from his seat, grabbed his bottle of beer, and swung it hard, smashing the paladin full in the face. The paladin collapsed on the floor amidst a shower of beer, blood, shards of glass, and shattered pride, groaning in pain. The warlock tossed the broken neck of the bottle on the floor, and smoothed his robes.

'Oh I'm sorry,' he said with a smile. 'I thought you could tank.'

[Necroscope]

How do you make a dead gnome float? Take one dead gnome and two scoops of ice cream...

• How many Gnomes does it take to paint your wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

• So, a Tauren in full Lightforge armor walks into a bar. The barman says "Holy cow."

• Why did the Tauren cross the street? To get to the udder side.

What's the difference between a Gnome and a trampoline? You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Why didn't the Undead cross the road? Cause he didn't have the guts!

• How do you stop a Gnome from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

• How do you make a Gnome drink ? Put it in the blender for 10 minutes....

What's the difference between a truck load of pingpong balls and a truck load of dwarves?
You can't unload pingpong balls with a pitchfork