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Old September 27, 2008, 06:30 AM   #11 (permalink)
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See I never understood the naming of "birds and bees". When have you ever seen a bird and a bee going at it? The size difference is just too large! It's like a jack russel and a whale.
It makes more sense in Dutch, though.

"De bloemetjes en de bijtjes"
"The flowers and the bees"

A lot of flowers use insects like bees to transfer pollen from an anther to the stigma of a flower.
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Old September 27, 2008, 08:46 AM   #12 (permalink)
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See I never understood the naming of "birds and bees". When have you ever seen a bird and a bee going at it? The size difference is just too large! It's like a jack russel and a whale.
Oh my dear god, this thread definately made my morning!

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That speech is only given to the 'male' side of the room.
Now, now size doesn't matter. It just...helps.
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Old September 27, 2008, 09:14 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Re: Scandal...at the Den!!!

Haha... ok I might get into a heap full of trouble for posting this link. But some of the posts made me think of this scene.

Fans of Curb Your Enthusiasm might know this scene already.

Curb Your Enthusiasm.
(NSFW or kids)

A mature sense of humour or high resilience for shock might be necessary.

For the record, I find Curb to be one of the best comedy shows of all time but I've always been a fan of uncomfortable, situational and voyeuristic comedy.

Given the the direction of this thread I think it's only fair that the men "stood up" for themselves

Please delete if it's considered too risque. I thought the ladies and gents could both get a laugh from it.
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Old September 27, 2008, 10:20 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Now, now size doesn't matter. It just...helps.
It's like a level 70 warrior swinging a level 10 dagger versus a level 1 warrior with gorehowl. The 70 will do more DPS. But his mate who's weilding his brutal weapon, well he's the DPS every raid leader wants in his group 3 if you know what I'm saying.

I'm not sure if that's actually relevant to the real world though. Something about patting mules or somesuch.
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Old September 27, 2008, 10:22 AM   #15 (permalink)
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It's like a level 70 warrior swinging a level 10 dagger versus a level 1 warrior with gorehowl. The 70 will do more DPS. But his mate who's weilding his brutal weapon, well he's the DPS every raid leader wants in his group 3 if you know what I'm saying.

I'm not sure if that's actually relevant to the real world though. Something about patting mules or somesuch.
I think a little fresh air every now and then would do wonders for you.

WoW haz kontrol of yer brainz!
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Old September 27, 2008, 10:27 AM   #16 (permalink)
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Actually ironically enough I'm about 10 minutes from going out for the evening until the wee hours. Whence I will stagger home and flop in to bed and wake up around mid day most likely.

I've just been herbing in wow lately for inscription, and trying to get my guild to do or say something that makes it feel like it didn't die terminally when Wrath of the Lich King comes out. Something that might be cured by not seeing the same 8 people every time I log on, rather than the usual 20 including... GASP... officers. Real life is just as quiet. That's it. Honest.
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Old September 30, 2008, 08:53 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Re: Scandal...at the Den!!!

For the guys, my Grand Pappy always said "Its is not the size of the boat that is important but rather the motion of the ocean."

And just one question if I may.......Does size matter in regards to women? Isn't that why Augmentation is so popular (at least here in the States), because size does matter to some? As for me, there is no question I prefer original equipment over modifications.
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Old September 30, 2008, 09:05 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Size helps but..... if you have the size but dont have the motion well......
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