Top Ten - 1

[mldr]

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This made me laugh a bit, thought i would share it with you guys.


The Top Ten Reason we will never see the short folk (Dwarfs) casting fireballs.
[list]10 They always complained about looking fat in their dress.
9 It's actually a bug they couldn't fix, and just decicded to say they are doing intentionally.
8 Local Pubs implemented a "no magic fire" policy after several bar brawl mishaps involving dwarven mages. The decision for dwarves was rather simple.
7 Because a wand isn't meant to be used as walking stick.
6 Male dwarves kept polymorphing female dwarves to make them look better.
5 The Dwarves withdrew their support for the Mage class after Blizzard refused to put in a Conjure Ale spell.
4 Their version of create water, create meat, had an adverse effect on other party members.
3 Fire balls and drinking don't mix.
2 Dwarves are too angry to have mana.[/list:you]

And the Top Ten Reason we will never see the short folk casting fireballs?
[list]1 They had a tendency to throw their wands at the enemy when they noticed there was no trigger.[/list:you]
:D

[Mursk]

I think Dwarves are actually the best Mages in the game, they were so powerfull that they rivaled Gods in strength, but they were tricked by the Burning Legion to drink this magical fluid known as "Jaegermeister" to hone their power, but instead it dumbed them down and they were never the same ever since.

[Jubal]

The only reason Im playing a Warlock, at all, is because they removed Dwarven Mage from the Magi. I really wanted to play one, hehe.

[Stev]

lol, nice one