Stupid Statements made by famous people.

*Akasha* · December 03, 2004, 02:54 AM

"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey

"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.

"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.

"Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President

"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President

"We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP

"Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."--Keppel Enderbery

"Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina

Courtesy of eBaums

boscolio · December 03, 2004, 04:43 PM

:banghead: i just don't get how these people survive, let alone be successful

PeePeeBritches · December 03, 2004, 05:09 PM

Haha, I just read that in an email the other day...was going to post it....

zeripper · December 18, 2004, 11:54 AM

I don't know if you guys ever heard Jean Claude Van Damme (the belgium actor) speaking in a TV show, but the guy is just unbeatable on silly things/minute.

There are internet sites dedicated to his famous sentences, it's just incredible. If you want I may translate some of them. Here is just an exemple :

"When you speak to your bleach (not sure of the word here, the liquid you use to clean dishes), it's less efficient because it's less concentrated"

The worse is that he actually believes in what he says :?

December 03, 2004, 04:43 PM	#2 (permalink)
boscolio Member Character Info boscolio 60 Gnome Warlock Azgalor US PvP Guild: Dark Echo Talent Spec: 43/7/11	Stupid Statements made by famous people. :banghead: i just don't get how these people survive, let alone be successful

December 03, 2004, 05:09 PM	#3 (permalink)
PeePeeBritches Member	Stupid Statements made by famous people. Haha, I just read that in an email the other day...was going to post it....

December 18, 2004, 11:54 AM	#4 (permalink)
zeripper Member	Stupid Statements made by famous people. I don't know if you guys ever heard Jean Claude Van Damme (the belgium actor) speaking in a TV show, but the guy is just unbeatable on silly things/minute. There are internet sites dedicated to his famous sentences, it's just incredible. If you want I may translate some of them. Here is just an exemple : "When you speak to your bleach (not sure of the word here, the liquid you use to clean dishes), it's less efficient because it's less concentrated" The worse is that he actually believes in what he says :?

December 03, 2004, 02:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
Akasha	Stupid Statements made by famous people. "Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff." --Mariah Carey "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life," --Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign. "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body," --Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward. "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country," --Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC. "I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president." --Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents. "Half this game is ninety percent mental." --Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark "It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." --Al Gore, Vice President "I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." --Dan Quayle "If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure." --Bill Clinton, President "We are ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur." --Al Gore, VP "Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas."--Keppel Enderbery "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances."--Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina Courtesy of eBaums