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March 31, 2004, 05:40 AM
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Thirteen things PMS stands for
1. Pass My Shotgun 2. Psychotic Mood Shift 3. Perpetual Munching Spree 4. Puffy Mid-Section 5. People Make me Sick 6. Provide Me with Sweets 7. Pardon My Sobbing 8. Pimples May Surface 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly; Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff And my favourite one... 13. Potential Murder Suspect THE HORMONE WARNING: The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands ! this is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's licence in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! DANGEROUS: What's for dinner ? SAFER: Can I help you with dinner ? SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner ? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that ? SAFER: Wow, you look good in brown. SAFEST: WOW ! Look at you ! ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about ? SAFER: Could we be overreacting ? SAFEST: Here's my paycheque ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that ? SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left. SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that ? ULTRASAFE: Have some chocolate DANGEROUS: What did you do all day ? SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today. SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe ! ULTRASAFE: Have some more chocolate. Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a goodlaugh, or ?. ?..men who need a warning.And remember: Money talks....but Chocolate sings
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