Fbi-cia-lapd!

*Akasha* · October 24, 2006, 08:07 AM

From my guild forums, gave me a hearty chuckle

The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

Fenrir · October 24, 2006, 02:59 PM

haha nice one :D

Nattal · October 25, 2006, 01:20 AM

the | n00b · October 26, 2006, 05:46 PM

Lool, this is so great

(sadly enough)^^

October 24, 2006, 02:59 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fenrir Member Character Info Mephysto 70 Human Warlock Ravencrest Euro PvP Guild: Imba	Re: Fbi-cia-lapd! haha nice one :D

October 25, 2006, 01:20 AM	#3 (permalink)
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October 26, 2006, 05:46 PM	#4 (permalink)
the \| n00b Member Character Info Koris 80 Orc Warlock Aegwynn Euro PvP Guild: Söldner des Schattens Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 54/0/17	Re: Fbi-cia-lapd! Lool, this is so great (sadly enough)^^

October 24, 2006, 08:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
Akasha	Fbi-cia-lapd! From my guild forums, gave me a hearty chuckle The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming. The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!