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Old September 10, 2007, 03:41 PM   #1 (permalink)

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Twista
70 Undead Warlock
Misha US PvE
Talent Spec: 7/7/47
Funniest things said to a Warlock

<Player> Hey Twista can you make me some water and bread?
<Twista> I'm a Warlock you need a Mage
<Player> Noob you get it free, stop being stingy
<Twista> Sorry you need a Mage man
<player> I'm adding you to my ignore list Noob
<Twista> Sighs
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Old September 10, 2007, 03:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Pernicious
80 Blood Elf Warlock
Dark Iron US PvP
Guild: Allmacht
Profile: Blizzard Armory
Talent Spec: 0/13/58
Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

<player> Hey I'll give ya 1g if you port me to Ogrimmar.
<me> I'm a warlock, I can't port you.
<player> Ok, how about for 2g.
<me> It's not about the gold, I can only summon you to me. I can't port you anyplace, only a mage can.
<player> Well... can you hearth and summon me there?

Them mages must hate it just as much as we do.
Heck, we can't even SS anyone anymore without being in their party the entire time. Oh well.
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Old September 10, 2007, 03:48 PM   #3 (permalink)

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Moriban
70 Undead Warlock
undermine US PvE
Guild: Relentless
Profile: Blizzard Armory
Talent Spec: pi*R^2
Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

hey twista, can you open a portal to shatt please?
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Old September 10, 2007, 04:02 PM   #4 (permalink)

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70 Orc Warlock
Arub'arak US PvP
Profile: Blizzard Armory
Talent Spec: 20-41-0
Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

We get to the first boss at Steamvaults.

Random Party Memeber: Alright now please banish both the elementals and this will be cake.
(I missunderstood how dumb he was.)
Wrok: Ok mark the one you want banished.
RPM:What are you an idiot there both real easy to see, DUHR DURH DURH there elementals.
Wrok: Listen I can only banish one.
RPM:Please boot wrok we can easily find another warlock with at least 2 brain cells.
*Then i leave and 2 others in the group leave*
*Also the script had some dramatic changes but the basic idea is the same.*
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Old September 10, 2007, 04:07 PM   #5 (permalink)

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Erragon
70 Blood Elf Warlock
Anachronos Euro PvE
Guild: Evolution
Profile: Blizzard Armory
Talent Spec: 6/6/49
Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

<player> hey mate nice pet can i buy it off you
<erragon> lolz i cant sell my voidwalker to you he's a spell
<player> pls, i give you 2g for it pls pls pls
<erragon> look mate i cant sell it, make a warlock and you will see what i mean
<player> no i cant i can only afford one character
<erragon> what are you on about, you can make more than one character on one account
<player> ...... <--- that reply pissed me of soo much lol
<erragon> :/
<player> can you give me 30 s pls i need it for my weapon training


/ignored lol

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Old September 10, 2007, 04:28 PM   #6 (permalink)

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Pipsqueek
62 Gnome Warlock
Zangarmarsh US PvE
Guild: Divine Illusion
Profile: Blizzard Armory
Talent Spec: 41/0/12
Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

The Pet one is good. Reminds me of my conversation.

<Hunter> - Where did you get that pet (referring to Puppy)?
<Me> - From a quest and my trainer
<Hunter> - What do you mean? I want one
<Me> - You have to be a lock
<Hunter> - You mean you are not a hunter?
<Me> - I am a gnome, I look like a lock and I cast spells. I am not a hunter.
<Hunter> - .... So are you going to tell me where I can get that dog?
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Old September 10, 2007, 04:37 PM   #7 (permalink)

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Tangle
70 Human Warlock
Velen US PvE
Profile: Blizzard Armory

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<Random /1 General Felwood Chatter> Can someone help me kill Kroshius
<Me> Keep him feared and dotted, I soloed him earlier np
<Random Paladin /1 General> Skillcoil!
<Me> I didn't use deathcoil once, nor did I have to bubble and bravely run away>

No reply...
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Old September 10, 2007, 04:44 PM   #8 (permalink)

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Kneehighdps
80 Human Warlock
Hellscream Euro PvE
Guild: Einherjar
Profile: Blizzard Armory
Talent Spec: 46/68/28
Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

<Higher level warlock> Lol why you have so many stamina items ?
<me> ehm... hitpoints ?
<Higher level warlock> Rofl you need int to get some mana instead
<me> what am I .. a mage ?
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Old September 10, 2007, 05:15 PM   #9 (permalink)

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Heartsalive
70 Human Warlock
Thunderhorn Euro PvE
Guild: Ultra Cohesion
Profile: Blizzard Armory
Talent Spec: 0/21/40
Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

<some guy in whispers> Why don't you equip that new trinket? It's epic and you have 2 blue ones.

He meant the Kara quest one. The arcane resistance one.
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Old September 10, 2007, 05:18 PM   #10 (permalink)

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70 Human Warlock
Terokkar US PvE
Guild: Trinity Exiles
Profile: Blizzard Armory
Talent Spec: 42/8/11
Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

Just last night

"Can I get a summon to outland?"

We were both in stormwind
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