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Old March 19, 2008, 11:29 PM   #161 (permalink)

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shorlock
49 Gnome Warlock
xavius Euro PvP
Talent Spec: 40/0/0
Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

earlier this week , easter week by the way , a 50 plus lock came up to me and asked for an intellect buff.
after i told them they should see a mage they said my lock looks like a mage in spite of the big felguard looking thing standing next to me
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Old March 19, 2008, 11:56 PM   #162 (permalink)

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Paynan
80 Gnome Warlock
Alleria US PvE
Guild: We Die Alot
Profile: Blizzard Armory

Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

At the beginning of SVaults, after summoning a soul well, being told to summon biscuts for everyone.
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Old March 20, 2008, 12:57 AM   #163 (permalink)

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Giltonger
80 Undead Warlock
Area 52 US PvE
Guild: Built Horde Tough
Talent Spec: 0/41/30
Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

A 70 lock who was talking to another lock I know while in Kara comlained about the mage's bisquts. He told him he needed water for mana not bisquts for health. When the lock I know stopped laughing he told him that it gave him mana also. Guess he never even tried one. And he is not a bad player either.
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Old March 20, 2008, 01:02 AM   #164 (permalink)

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Twolock
70 Gnome Warlock
Eitrigg US PvE
Guild: Malicious Intent
Profile: Blizzard Armory
Talent Spec: 41/10/10
Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

I was in heroic Underbog, or SP or one of the coilfangs recently. Was being berated after the second boss to put out a "mage" table. I finally agreed (on my warlock mind you) so I started casting ritual of doom. Told them "These manna biscuits will give you well fed buff as well, it's a rare drop in ZA. So, all of you have to click."

They all click, and what do you know? I am the one killed >.>

My stupidity owned me
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Old March 20, 2008, 03:10 AM   #165 (permalink)

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Mournu
70 Gnome Warlock
Chromaggus US PvP
Guild: Angry Beavers
Talent Spec: 24/37/0
Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

well..it wasnt said to my lock...

but on my priest alt...

i get a tell from a hunter..

"hey...can you cure sickness?"
"you mean diseases? or a curse?"
"no....sickness"

i looked and he had rez sickness

=/
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Old March 26, 2008, 07:06 AM   #166 (permalink)

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Zeraphesto
70 Blood Elf Warlock
Ysera US PvE
Guild: Twenty Fist Clan
Talent Spec: 27 / 34
Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

I carry around linen bandages with me, why? Inevitably in the BG's I always get "Why aren't you healing" or "Healz Plz".

So now I walk up bandage them and walk on, leaving them with a big ? and standing there like someone took their ball and went home.
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Old March 26, 2008, 08:16 AM   #167 (permalink)

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BlackPlague
71 Blood Elf Warlock
Mazrigos Euro PvP
Guild: Semper Eadem
Profile: Blizzard Armory
Talent Spec: 51/1/10
Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

I have to tell this ! (happened to me 1 year ago at Durotar).
12 level Warlock stand near my Succy and tell me:
Guest: Hi ! WTF ! Nice Girl !
Blackplague: Tnx...
Guest: What is the use?
BlackPague: Seduce and some other spell...
Guest: What else?
---- Now start my evil nature ----
Blackplague: The most important is make gold...
Guest: HOW ?
Blackplague: you give me 50s and she make with you a complete sex simulation, really nice !
Guest: cute
-- In that moment popup the Trade window :p --
so i close the window and i say:
Blackplague: sorry but this activity can be done only after 22.00 server time.
Guest: Ok, can you come here at 22 ?
Blackplague: Sure ! CYA at 22.00

ROTFL !
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Old March 26, 2008, 08:51 AM   #168 (permalink)

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Dot
80 Human Warlock
Thunderhorn Euro PvE
Guild: The Rise Of Brutality
Talent Spec: 54/0/17
Re: Funniest things said to a Warlock

some level 8 gnome noob- hey what is kara?
me- its karazhan, its a high level dungeon
gnome- cool, can you boost me there?
me- haha its for level 70 only
gnome- plz il pay you,

blesshim!!
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