A song for the Shadow Priest.....

vosfihalo · July 10, 2008, 07:45 AM

A guildie Spriest posted this in the guild forums. We all loved it, thought you would too. Sing to the tune of I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor...

"I Won't Survive"

At first I was dazed,
Then I was Mortal Striked,
Kept thinking I would always live
If I could duck and hide
But they've made so many mods
For Arathi and Warsong
They grew strong
I was their target all along

And so they're back
They start to chase
I try to run but they break fear
Before I could even melt a face
I should have played a stupid 'lock
I should have stuck to PvE
If I had known it takes two seconds
To kill a Priest in PvP

You say "Now go, go cry some more"
I'll just respec now
I won't be healing anymore
Weren't you the one who said that Priests were in short supply
You think I'm humble
You think I'll do more than die?

Oh no, not I
I won't survive
As long as they can break my fear
I know I won't stay alive
I don't have snares, stuns or root
So I might as well drop loot
I can't survive
I won't survive

I used all the spells I had
But they still kicked my ***
I find it hard to believe
That we're a "broken" class
And they've made oh so many mods
To keep a target on myself
I used to die
Now I reroll instead of cry
And you see me
Somebody new
I'm not that stupid Holy Priest that should be healing you
And so you felt like queueing up
And you spam raid chat with "heal plz"
But I'd rather do my healing
As a Shaman or Pally

You say "Now go, go cry some more"
I'll just reroll now
You won't get healing anymore
Weren't you the one who said that Priests were in short supply
You think I'm humble
You think I'll do more than die?

Oh no, not I
I won't survive
As long as they use Mortal Strike
I know I won't stay alive
I can't wear shields or mail
And my Power Words won't scale
I won't survive

Oh no, not I
I won't survive
As long as they can stunlock me
I know I won't stay alive
I've got no shapeshifts or plate
But new GHeal, I can't wait
I can't survive
I won't survive

Pernicious · July 10, 2008, 07:50 AM

Lmao, thats pretty good.

phantasmas · July 10, 2008, 08:39 AM

Yep must admit made me smile lol, nice job.

Alifeyl · July 10, 2008, 10:18 AM

Having played a priest to 63, I LOL'ed.

Absalom · July 10, 2008, 10:23 AM

Quote:

And so they're back
They start to chase
I try to run but they break fear
Before I could even melt a face
I should have played a stupid 'lock
I should have stuck to PvE
If I had known it takes two seconds
To kill a Priest in PvP

This is SO my shadow priest in AB last night. This is awesome!

Tzyra · July 10, 2008, 10:38 AM

That's awesome! My main is a Holy Priest, so I can definitely relate.

Though her survivability in BG's has gotten significantly better now that she's got tons of resilience, and all those instant-cast heals are super helpful, too.

But um, yeah. She's still just wearing cloth... and will go down quick to a determined, well-geared foe. Oh, how I envy those healers with stronger armor!

*Akasha* · July 13, 2008, 04:14 PM

Hehe, very well written. Gave me a giggle.

Lopennie · July 13, 2008, 05:17 PM

Haha great song. Not too much dif from what happens to us when we dont have too much resil lol

July 10, 2008, 07:45 AM	#1 (permalink)
vosfihalo Member Character Info vosfi 70 Gnome Warlock Archimonde US PvP Guild: The Revolution Profile: Blizzard Armory	A song for the Shadow Priest..... A guildie Spriest posted this in the guild forums. We all loved it, thought you would too. Sing to the tune of I Will Survive by Gloria Gaynor... "I Won't Survive" At first I was dazed, Then I was Mortal Striked, Kept thinking I would always live If I could duck and hide But they've made so many mods For Arathi and Warsong They grew strong I was their target all along And so they're back They start to chase I try to run but they break fear Before I could even melt a face I should have played a stupid 'lock I should have stuck to PvE If I had known it takes two seconds To kill a Priest in PvP You say "Now go, go cry some more" I'll just respec now I won't be healing anymore Weren't you the one who said that Priests were in short supply You think I'm humble You think I'll do more than die? Oh no, not I I won't survive As long as they can break my fear I know I won't stay alive I don't have snares, stuns or root So I might as well drop loot I can't survive I won't survive I used all the spells I had But they still kicked my *** I find it hard to believe That we're a "broken" class And they've made oh so many mods To keep a target on myself I used to die Now I reroll instead of cry And you see me Somebody new I'm not that stupid Holy Priest that should be healing you And so you felt like queueing up And you spam raid chat with "heal plz" But I'd rather do my healing As a Shaman or Pally You say "Now go, go cry some more" I'll just reroll now You won't get healing anymore Weren't you the one who said that Priests were in short supply You think I'm humble You think I'll do more than die? Oh no, not I I won't survive As long as they use Mortal Strike I know I won't stay alive I can't wear shields or mail And my Power Words won't scale I won't survive Oh no, not I I won't survive As long as they can stunlock me I know I won't stay alive I've got no shapeshifts or plate But new GHeal, I can't wait I can't survive I won't survive

July 10, 2008, 07:50 AM	#2 (permalink)
Pernicious <Demon Trainer> Character Info Pernicious 79 Blood Elf Warlock Dark Iron US PvP Guild: Dire Beef Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 0/52/9	Re: A song for the Shadow Priest..... Lmao, thats pretty good.

July 10, 2008, 08:39 AM	#3 (permalink)
phantasmas Death on swift wings Character Info Wintersorrow 64 Tauren Death Knight chamber of aspects Euro PvE Profile: Blizzard Armory	Re: A song for the Shadow Priest..... Yep must admit made me smile lol, nice job.

July 10, 2008, 10:18 AM	#4 (permalink)
Alifeyl Naughty Dark Magic User Character Info Moriggin 71 Undead Warlock Stormscale US PvP Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 0/14/47	Re: A song for the Shadow Priest..... Having played a priest to 63, I LOL'ed.

July 10, 2008, 10:38 AM	#6 (permalink)
Tzyra Member Character Info Tzyra 70 Orc Warlock Shadow Council US RP Guild: Syk Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 5/45/11	Re: A song for the Shadow Priest..... That's awesome! My main is a Holy Priest, so I can definitely relate. Though her survivability in BG's has gotten significantly better now that she's got tons of resilience, and all those instant-cast heals are super helpful, too. But um, yeah. She's still just wearing cloth... and will go down quick to a determined, well-geared foe. Oh, how I envy those healers with stronger armor!

July 13, 2008, 04:14 PM	#7 (permalink)
Akasha	Re: A song for the Shadow Priest..... Hehe, very well written. Gave me a giggle.

July 13, 2008, 05:17 PM	#8 (permalink)
Lopennie Member Character Info Lopennie 70 Gnome Warlock Draenor US PvE Guild: Relentless Talent Spec: 0/17/44	Re: A song for the Shadow Priest..... Haha great song. Not too much dif from what happens to us when we dont have too much resil lol