101 Reasons Warlocks are the Best!

*Akasha* · August 04, 2008, 04:07 AM

While we wait for Wrath of the Lich King and/or kill some time at work or where ever you might be, I thought it might be fun to build a '101 Reason Warlocks are the Best!' thread. Just something fun to do...

How to play
- You can add one reply each time, and you must wait for at least three people to reply before replying again.
- Reasons must be based around the Warlock class. (duh!)
- Have fun with your answers and try to be creative, don't just put 'Because we own' or 'Because we're OP'. Answers like that won't be accepted.

At the end, I'll collate all the answers into a single list.

101 Reasons Warlocks are the Best!

1. We always have an escort to any party, function or get together. (Succubus)

Wicktor · August 04, 2008, 04:55 AM

2. We can quickly dispose of the escort if they get too drunk or misbehave. (Demonic Sacrifice)

Paalders · August 04, 2008, 05:03 AM

3. We can steal your power of life and make you feel miserable (Siphon Soul/Drain life)

Dakotarick · August 04, 2008, 05:25 AM

4. We train in basements of bars

*Akasha* · August 04, 2008, 05:52 AM

5. We ride a flaming horse! And don't get burnt...

Aldgit · August 04, 2008, 05:54 AM

6. Killing Mages in raids using the "Stand near Mage, overaggro and shatter tactic" :-)

Vaell · August 04, 2008, 06:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Aldgit

6. Killing Mages in raids using the "Stand near Mage, overaggro and shatter tactic" :-)

7. Or in the case of my Warlock Girlfriend's case using the "Stand near the other Warlock (me), over aggro and shatter tactic" - She assures me it was completely accidental. Oh how we laughed about that one (twice).

Daergel · August 04, 2008, 06:27 AM

8. We can summon our enemies (or friends) to the bottom of very deep water.

Then laugh maniacally at their floating corpse...

Millus · August 04, 2008, 06:28 AM

9. If they manage to kill us. We still get to kill the aggressor through our dot's.

(Nice post Akasha. It remembers me of some IMBA stuff we can do.
Like turning day into night with our shadowbolts. LOL)

*Akasha* · August 04, 2008, 06:40 AM

10. If they manage to kill us, we can wait until they turn their back, pop back up and return the favour!

August 04, 2008, 04:55 AM	#2 (permalink)
Wicktor Lurker Character Info Wicktor 70 Gnome Warlock Aerie Peak Euro PvE Guild: Ascendo Tuum Profile: Blizzard Armory	Re: 101 Reasons Warlocks are the Best! 2. We can quickly dispose of the escort if they get too drunk or misbehave. (Demonic Sacrifice)

August 04, 2008, 05:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
Paalders Lurker Character Info Lavoide 70 Gnome Warlock Kilrogg Euro PvE Guild: Dragoma Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 0/21/40	Re: 101 Reasons Warlocks are the Best! 3. We can steal your power of life and make you feel miserable (Siphon Soul/Drain life)

August 04, 2008, 05:25 AM	#4 (permalink)
Dakotarick Aces & 8's Character Info Dakotarick 70 Human Warlock Thorium Brotherhood US RP PvE Guild: Shadowguard Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 0/45/16	Re: 101 Reasons Warlocks are the Best! 4. We train in basements of bars

August 04, 2008, 05:54 AM	#6 (permalink)
Aldgit Subscriber Character Info Aldgit 70 Human Warlock Emerald Dream Euro PvE Guild: Renaissance Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 0/21/40	Re: 101 Reasons Warlocks are the Best! 6. Killing Mages in raids using the "Stand near Mage, overaggro and shatter tactic" :-)

August 04, 2008, 06:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
Daergel Member Character Info Daergel 70 Gnome Warlock Argent Dawn Euro RP Guild: Heroes of Old Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 6/44/11	Re: 101 Reasons Warlocks are the Best! 8. We can summon our enemies (or friends) to the bottom of very deep water. Then laugh maniacally at their floating corpse...

August 04, 2008, 04:07 AM	#1 (permalink)
Akasha	101 Reasons Warlocks are the Best! While we wait for Wrath of the Lich King and/or kill some time at work or where ever you might be, I thought it might be fun to build a '101 Reason Warlocks are the Best!' thread. Just something fun to do... How to play - You can add one reply each time, and you must wait for at least three people to reply before replying again. - Reasons must be based around the Warlock class. (duh!) - Have fun with your answers and try to be creative, don't just put 'Because we own' or 'Because we're OP'. Answers like that won't be accepted. At the end, I'll collate all the answers into a single list. 101 Reasons Warlocks are the Best! 1. We always have an escort to any party, function or get together. (Succubus)

August 04, 2008, 05:52 AM	#5 (permalink)
Akasha	Re: 101 Reasons Warlocks are the Best! 5. We ride a flaming horse! And don't get burnt...

August 04, 2008, 06:28 AM	#9 (permalink)
Millus Lurker Character Info Millus 70 Human Warlock Earther ring Euro RP Profile: Blizzard Armory Talent Spec: 41/0/20	Re: 101 Reasons Warlocks are the Best! 9. If they manage to kill us. We still get to kill the aggressor through our dot's. (Nice post Akasha. It remembers me of some IMBA stuff we can do. Like turning day into night with our shadowbolts. LOL) Last edited by Millus; August 04, 2008 at 06:33 AM.

August 04, 2008, 06:40 AM	#10 (permalink)
Akasha	Re: 101 Reasons Warlocks are the Best! 10. If they manage to kill us, we can wait until they turn their back, pop back up and return the favour!